project fatbastard was nearly ruined yesterday by bacon whipping up a totally sinful pot of toffee popcorn. I asked for a bowl of fruits to fill me up – he came back with popcorn and fruits. Its like baking me a birthday cake, getting me to blow the candles off and taking it away from me.Grr!

Yes, I did have some popcorn. so shy:(. see updates on what I actually consumed yesterday.

Todays’ menu:
breakfast: 1 pot yoghurt, 2 cups coffee
lunch: 1 hard boiled egg & couscous w raisins & chickpeas
dinner: brown rice with skinless chicken w spice powder mix.fruits.popcorn

I must say that I am actually feeling better(after all the tarts and popcorn!) – obvious symptoms are I feel less bloated and seem to fit into my fat clothes a teeny little better, if not the thin clothes.Its the grazing snacking throughout the day that is the problem, with unreasonably big portions of carbs.

Not to mention I have so much sweet foodstuff that my house is resembling the hansel and gretel cottage.

Hmm.Maybe I am calling this project fatbastard and not ‘I am on a diet’ for a reason – the catchphrase of I am on a diet is so overused and overrated – esp by stick thin gym bunnies that could actually do with joining ‘project fatten me up’

Right. today’s planned meals:

breakfast – strawberry yoghurt, 2 mugs of coffee (less milk)
lunch- fatfree chunky veggie soup w couscous from yesterday
dinner – steamed tang kwai chicken with baby bok choi & cauliflower.Bravely no carbs
update:1 tab of bitter chocolate,brown rice,toffee popcorn & pears. No cauliflower

and hopefully no snacks. i’ve finished my frozen yoghurt (death to the devil) . Not sure what am I getting out to snack on next – probably unsalted unflavoured popcorn. Might as well share my hammy’s food.

plus; bacon promised to treat me to my fav buffet if i continue with this diet thing till sunday! Yeah,now you know why I’m fat:)

I was once propotionately formed…

after wedding blues had turned me into a fatbastard in 6 months. My shape is now resembling a rotund bacon rather than a properly shaped but never skinny me. I don’t fit into my skirts,tops,jeans,bikini – a week ago bacon mentioned that I seemed to be wearing underwear that is a size to small – and I wasn’t. I had gone up from a size 8-10 UK to a size 10-12 UK; occasionally hitting a 14 if I get very very unlucky.If this continues, I will be bursting out of my seams and would need a brand new wardrobe, or get to my old fatclothes from eons ago.

It doesn’t help that I am surrounding myself with loads of munchies.I used to go out yumchar nearly every night, now I just plop my lazyass on my reclinable lazy-boy sofa and channel hop.

Most people think it’s ok to put on weight now that I’m married – WRONG. Bacon is ok with it of course, but I am not,therefore I am launching:

project eliminate fatbastard.

I will be keeping track of what I stuff down by gob in hopes of looking back in disgust and therefore only muching on carrots from now. Yesterday being day 1; I went to sleep hungry, contently chewing on bacons’ shoulder mummuring ‘fried chicken,fried chicken’

5/2/07

3 cups very milky coffee
1 glass orange juice
1 yoghurt
ayam masak merah (2 chicken thighs) & rice (leftover -gimme a break k)
5 small pineapple tarts (um,break over)
1 6oz steak
1/2 portion of steam veg
1 bowl fatfree veggie soup
1/2 slice bread

today:

2 cups coffee w milk (humm need to cut down on dairy)
4 jaffa cakes
1 bowl fatfree veggie soup
4tbsp (cooked) basmati rice
(tonight) grilled salmon with lemon
couscous with pepper,chickpeas,corn & raisins
updated: frozen yoghurt & soybeans

And hopefully no tarts! Let the fatbusting begin!