The shithole of the hotel we stayed in had three restaurants, the regular restaurants where you go for all your meals, a seafood and an indian restaurant. We were given coupons to eat at the Indian and Seafood restaurant once in our stay when we checked in..both promising excellent meals…apparently. Liars.

This was the menu from the seafood restaurant – recognize the Herpes?

You don’t even have to guess what I ordered!!

This, was the infamous calamari with Herpes. Wonder which part of it is the herpes? Unfortunately it looks nicer than it tasted – completely bland, I think it was this dish that gave me the shits for 10 days with running temperature.

And this, was the Sea Pass…when they said grilled, what they meant was battered and panfried into squares. Again, believe this was part of the meal that made me so violently sick that I seriously thought I needed the hospital. I would have chosen the LopeStar if it wasnt for the fact that they wanted to charge an extra EU25 for it.

This was bacon’s Egyptian Tagine.You would think it means that they would be cooking the fish IN a sauce…not battered and deepfried AGAIN. Nothing spectacular at all.

The only thing amazing was the view

When we went in (30 mins late) the waiter arrogantly asked us what time it was and what time did our receipt said. I have never had service this rude before in my life, so asked him is this a problem or does he have a problem. Being the arrogant bastard he is…just see how full the restaurant actually is. The couple pictured actually came in 2 minutes before us and got the same telling off from that bastard. Think he just wanted to finish early and leave.

Without a doubt, worst restaurant in the whole wide world…I don’t think they can get it more wrong if they tried!

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