I have a noisy little friend who likes to see people nekkid. And in Ibiza, it all hangs loose. Any sandy patch that remotely passes off as a beach is decorated with hot topless spanish chicks and big loose saggy titties of the (older) germans and the english. Ocassionally it would be a little puke-inducing when you see pairs of down-to-belly-button white papayas. But there were no naked Malaysians, rest assured. I think your nipples kinda burn a little when you let them bake – we don’t want no peeling areola (sp?)!

I was initially amused, especially when I see really ugly saggy ones. By the end of the week, I was not amused by the naked titties hanging in my face anymore. One naked episode that remained in my mind was this two spanish girls that were playing beach ping pong/tennis (well, two paddles and a ball by the beach) one day whilst we were in Cala Bassa. Nothing new in that, there are loads of people playing, bouncing tits or not. Two hours later, I saw one of the girls slip into her school uniform, picked up her school satchel and walked away. It’s like as if she just spent her recess time playing naked ping pong. Weird

The bad german – Big saggy titties everywhere (this was the beach outside out hotel) , and there were much worse than the ones above by the hotel pool. I spent a total of 2 hrs by the hotel pool the whole time I was there – not a big fan of big,burnt saggies. Can you spot bacon happily reading under the tree? I was trying to take a picture of him but she was in the way..pfft.

The Nudeness of Playa Cala Comte. Sorry,zoom is not strong enough. This was where I also saw a man playing with his dog – in the nude. It was like staring at roadkill – its disgusting but you just can’t stop staring.It is a beautiful, beautiful nudist beach..just that most of the people there are not really beautiful

Sometimes I feel that small(er) titted women should not really sunbathe topless – you can’t really see the tits and I sometimes have difficulties telling the female apart from the males. Then again I am just biased.

I’ve got a total of 350 pictures – and I am actually too lazy to go through trawling all of them to search for a tit here and there .And no, no naked men. I don’t know why, I find taking picture of women so much sexier. Unless you want a topless picture of Bacon.

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