A little chinese urban legend goes that if you have conjuntivitis, that means you’re a peeping tom…either spying at your neighbour showering or your brother in the loo. Did you guys get that when you were young? I hated getting conjuntivitis – my whole family would tease me mercilessly and I can’t even cry with my poor eyelids stuck together. Hamsup (seedy/kinky/dirty old man) would be the least insult that’ll be used on me.At 4 years old.
Yesterday I nearly could not open my eyes. It hurts to even blink. My left eye is nearly swollen shut now. Probably due to the fact that I had peeped at bacon bathing OD-ed on chocs & mandarin oranges for my CNY self-celebration. It’s like as if I cannot stop peeling them oranges – best part is any other time of the year I DO NOT LIKE TO EAT CITRUS. Only in this 15 days of Chinese New Year that I go bonkers over it. Sigh.Anyway. I believe that due to the OD I am now ‘yit hei’ (too much yang, too much heaty food ect ect) and I wish i could just pop into any coffeeshop and ask for a pack of ice cold barley water with lime.All I have now is a measly bottle of Optrex, hopefully to keep my eyes free from infection before I get to the doctor’s tomorrow.Which, due to UK’s absolutely failure of a state-supported medical care, I cannot see until 2.40pm tomorrow.You think got 24hrs clinic ar?? Even hospital also they ask you NOT to go – unless you really are dying.
Best part? I have an extremely important interview tomorrow. Which I shall now be going in a Captain Hook eyepatch.
Hello God.It’s me. If you are listening, might as well you just shoot an arrow through my heart and kill me, kill me now!
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Where’s the picture? Wahahaha. Anyway, get well and here’s hoping the eye patch will make you memorable to the interviewer – in a good way. 
SIAO ar?!?!
haha
anyway. Don’t think I can get eyepatch ler..I tried Boots just now,but could only find Optrex.Unless I go to sex shop…erm.yeah.But will head towards the doctor’s tomorrow first thing in the morning – if he feels it’s infections,then on with the eyepatch!
Comment by sourrain 02.27.07 @ 2:32 pmSex Shop? Are Pirate fantasies the female equivalent to Hot Nurse fantasies, or is there something I’m missing? Anyway, hope your eye gets better.
Comment by Sen Hon 02.27.07 @ 7:26 pmWei.. i ask you to get to know your neighbour only.. didn’t think you’ll go all the way until can get red eyes!
Anyways, i always thought that when you get that big pimple in your eye (with pus and all) is because you peep at someone bathing. Conjunctivitis only leaves your eye red right??
Comment by dreymer 02.28.07 @ 4:59 amyeah yeah i got big pimple in eye with pus and all! Like so proud.But that is apparently also called a diff type of conjuntivis – I had to identify the problem myself BEFORE allowed to call to make appt with doctor.
senhon: u kinky fella..ahahahaha
mag: i tanked it
Comment by sourrain 03.01.07 @ 8:22 amAiya…ur eye just use the chamomile toner lah.
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